You know how you can just allow your day to become completely derailed? Hours and hours will pass before you realize that you haven't done half the stuff you planned. After I picked up a form from my lil bro's school, I realized that I had forgotten to eat. So I spent way too long debating on what to do about that. I walked my bro to the train, picked up food and finished reading that Stephen King book (review to follow shortly)
I had no clothes left so I did my laundry and headed to the gym for a heavy duty pole dancing class.
Finally, I met my friend Todd for dinner and a movie. We saw 'Funny People'. Not bad - it didn't need to be 2hrs and 26mins - but nice nonetheless. Adam Sandler was superb!! Super duper surprise cameo in it too. Totally worth it.
Anyway, after Todd and I parted ways, I had to walk down to bway to take the Q train. I started noticing all the slow walking a-little-too-dressed up-for-standing-around-outside tourists, I all but sprint
ed to the train while calling my dad to tell him I was on my way. Around the middle of the block however, I am literally stopped in my tracks by a young man who is doing the most elaborate, slow moving, tai-chi movements in front of me and eventually ON ME to block my way. Wtf? I try goin around him, I try stopping and starting again, I try pushing him. Once I touched him and felt how rock hard his chiseled body was and how extremely soft his skin was, I kinda got less frustrated
about the situation. Come on ladies, you know what I'm sayin?!!?!! ;-)
He wasn't a crazy person! He had a tight white shirt on with the top 3 buttons down, ridiculous amounts of bling and very neat, newly twisted locks. Still no reason for him to be @*$!ing insanely blocking my way with his flailing tai-chi arms - Delicious Nubian Chocolate Prince or not!! All the while, my dad's on the damn fone! Ugh so I hang up with him and finally say to crazy man (oh and he smelled good too), I say, 'WHAT R U DOING??' Everyone in the immediate area burst out with laughter. He then of course asked for my number, I told him was taken or something.
Now I'm going home. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.
2 comments:
lol what in the world? is that what guys do to impress ladies nowadays? lol. you should have snapped a pic of him lol
ummmmm why'd we turn him down???????? he sounded perfectly sane to me? or did you leave out the fact that he had his four babies mommas names and the names of his 12 kids tattooed all over his forearms???? I mean i'm just saying a little random tai-chi ain't ever hurt nobody...
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