Saturday, October 24, 2009

Haha, hee hee, hoo hoo

I hope you all enjoyed my joke below. That wasn't a mistake. I am, in fact, a hilarious procrastinator.

The past few days have been cool. I don't know if I told you but, my car is up and running so the procrastination station is back in business. The funny thing is, I'll see a spot and say ugh, that's entirely too far for me to walk from. Meanwhile, for the past 3 or more weeks, I've been walking clear across town to Park Slope, uphill, from my house! I guess it's the state of mind that you're in. Had I have had my car, I wouldn't have walked.

Been working out, singing sometimes. Running into a lot of crazies on the train. This young, seemingly sane, mildly attractive guy told me he liked my boots.

Guy: [[sits directly next to me on the platform]]"Yeah, I like yo boots"
Me: ::pretends not to hear that even though he said it right in my ear::
Guy: "Nah, you heard me though?"
Me: "Oh...what?"
Guy: "Yeah, I said I like yo boots yo, them shits is tight na'mean?"
Me: "Ah, yes, thank you thaaaank you"

Mind you..ah I should've taken a pic of them...they are the most girlie, I mean little girlie, looking boots you can imagine. I got up and looked for the train. You have to bend over to do that so that probably wasn't the best idea. Then I started pretend coughing (bad for the chords, I know) so he would think I had tuberculosis or something.

1 comment:

vida said...

lol.

i miss the way new yorkers speak!