Ok, this not a shocker folks...I always get some sort of ticket for my car. But THIS time, I was innocent. For reals!!!
In a nutshell, I was pulled over for "rolling through a stop sign" on March 6th, by two young and kinda hot looking police officers (totally beside the point). They were kinda laughing like it was a @*_;%& game that I was being pulled over. I didn't even know why it was happening. My rear view mirror had fallen off so I was like 'Damn, they really DO give u a ticket for that!' But when those bastards said I 'rolled thru a stop sign' I was actually confused. Like, I had to sit back and think about it for a second.
I decided that that was complete poppycock and pleaded not guilty to the charge and had to appear at the DMV Wednesday afternoon. Of course, when they give you a specific time, they give everyone else that time too. When I checked in with my drivers license, the check in man was all like 'heh, u look different'. I told him I was 16 in the damn picture u stupid idiot (left out the stupid idiot part bc he *was* sitting next to the judge). But seriously, why he having side chats w/me? The rest of the room was filled with mostly men who were crying about moving violations that they actually made. I couldn't even be embarrassed after I made a mistake and sat on the police bench and was told by a plain dressed officer to 'go sit over thereee!'
One arab man didn't speak english and had no idea what was happening to him. The judge ended by saying 'no mas' because Arab people speak spanish apparently. Another dude was saying he couldn't afford to pay the ticket and was wearing a knock-off Coogi vest. The judge asked him 'is that a Coogi sweater you're wearing?' We all were waiting for the guy to answer. He just said 'uh' a few times. The scariest guy got up and was super pissed about how a cop took his beer and vodka and put it on the top of the police car? And took his newspaper..? I dunno I was trying not to pay attention.
An hour later, I was called to the front. I had noticed there weren't any handsome police in there so none of them could be my guys. The judge said that "of course" my officers weren't there and that I'd have to come back in August. So stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of: The Chronicles of Lah-Lah Land: DMV Unloaded
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